Burn My Bread.

Fei.

Pragmatist.

I'm the side character of my own story.

  1. fartgallery:

    engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

    engineer 2: dick hole

    engineer 1: hmm…almost

    (Source: fartgallery)

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  1. anxiety-mushroom:

    Put Seth Everman in Smash

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  1. boahancokk:

    🔥 🔥 🔥 

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  1. qosic:
“been playing this amazing game lately ^^
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    qosic:

    been playing this amazing game lately ^^

    (Source: twitter.com)

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  1. dirtbaby2016:

    dirtbaby2016:

    its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

    making sure yall go hard even though i cant

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  1. memelordtrashking:

    lucentgallivanter:

    me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

    my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

    fuckin raw line

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  1. memes-4ever:
“Why I never thought about this?
”

    memes-4ever:

    Why I never thought about this?

    (Source: dankmemesreasonforliving)

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  1. jestermolly:

    *slaps google drive* this bad boy can hold so many half-finished fics in it

    (Source: phrenotobe)

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Burn My Bread.